The deeply misleading innocence. I regret to inform you that these are fictional. We maintain a diversified intake. Fruits, seeds, bark, and fungi form the baseline. Beyond that, we adapt. Eggs are consumed. Insects are accepted. Opportunities are not ignored. This is not a contradiction. This is competence.

Moving on. Visibility. Many of you have expressed surprise upon encountering us, often accompanied by phrases such as “I didn’t know squirrels could be that large” or “What on earth is that?” This reaction, while predictable, is the direct result of your own inattention. We have always been here. We simply do not insist on being noticed. Our operational model is straightforward. Remain above. Move with purpose. Engage only when necessary. Avoid becoming part of unnecessary conversations, particularly those involving cameras, commentary, or incorrect assumptions. You may call this elusive. I call it good judgement.

Now, on the matter of population control, which I understand has generated an unreasonable amount of speculation. There have been rumours. There have been theories. There has even been, regrettably, discussion involving cross-species collaborations. Let me clarify. We are aware of the concept. We are aware of the case studies. We are also aware that not every idea requires implementation. At present, we continue to rely on a far more effective strategy. Restraint. You may wish to take notes.

Finally, reputation. We are not background characters. We are not decorative additions to your safaris. We are not, despite persistent attempts, simplified into harmless stereotypes. We are efficient, adaptable, and entirely self-governing. We contribute to the forest. We shape it. We maintain it. Quietly. Consistently. Without press releases. And so, as I conclude this address and return to matters of greater importance, I leave you with the following:

Update your assumptions. Improve your observation skills. And if you must tell stories about us, at least attempt to get them right.

Captured by a Mahoora Naturalist in Udawalawe National Park whilst on safari with Mr. & Mrs. Gregory, this striking moment shows a Grizzled Giant Squirrel delivering its quiet “address” from high within the canopy, hanging effortlessly as it feeds. Thanks to the proximity of Mahoora Tented Safari Camps to Sri Lanka’s major national parks, these intriguing creatures can often be spotted within the camps themselves, quietly nibbling away at their favourite fruits.